Kick-Ass Job
Hate your job? well, not until you hear this and probably do it ... nyahahaha Drew just made my day! despite of my nerve wracking work I had today. I read his blog and it's really a stress reliever especially when you're going to do it... hehehe. So for those who hate their current job too, read it on...I hate my Job!
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains, disconnect the phone and silent your mobile so you will not be disturbed.Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement,
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson.
"HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS."
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